[he manages to somehow roll out of the way of the oncoming and deadly toppling furniture. Is this what being a rogue is like? He'd have to ask Leliana when he got home... if he doesn't get squashed in the most humiliating way first.]
Hello! Helloooooo! Can you hear me!? Please stop knocking the furniture over! I'm going to be crushed, or drowned. Two things that sound delightfully awful!
[his vision is obscured by the furniture that tried to murder him (he's not bitter or anything) so he can't really see Patience very well, he'll be surely in for a shock when he does.]
Yes, yes please help! Just... stop doing what you're doing for now!
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[he manages to somehow roll out of the way of the oncoming and deadly toppling furniture. Is this what being a rogue is like? He'd have to ask Leliana when he got home... if he doesn't get squashed in the most humiliating way first.]
Hello! Helloooooo! Can you hear me!? Please stop knocking the furniture over! I'm going to be crushed, or drowned. Two things that sound delightfully awful!
[his vision is obscured by the furniture that tried to murder him (he's not bitter or anything) so he can't really see Patience very well, he'll be surely in for a shock when he does.]
Yes, yes please help! Just... stop doing what you're doing for now!