We're all gonna drown in the stupidest way imaginable if something doesn't stop these brooms! Ugh.
[She snuffs deeply at the air. There's the sort of wet-dough-and-bad-breath smell she's starting to associate with humans, but where? From her height there's not a lot of places one could be concealed from her. But the closest one is... right... she leans down, inhaling... right here. Her coppery eyes focus and blink.]
Okay, no. I'm big but I'm not school big.
[When she speaks her great jaw moves but what comes out is a complex staccato of what sounds like clucking and grunts, like a bass-voiced bird chattering. Meanwhile her human 'voice', a hopefully tough-sounding teenager, sounds in peoples' heads.]
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[She snuffs deeply at the air. There's the sort of wet-dough-and-bad-breath smell she's starting to associate with humans, but where? From her height there's not a lot of places one could be concealed from her. But the closest one is... right... she leans down, inhaling... right here. Her coppery eyes focus and blink.]
Okay, no. I'm big but I'm not school big.
[When she speaks her great jaw moves but what comes out is a complex staccato of what sounds like clucking and grunts, like a bass-voiced bird chattering. Meanwhile her human 'voice', a hopefully tough-sounding teenager, sounds in peoples' heads.]