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TEST DRIVE ※ 2


TEST DRIVE ※ 2

The spirit of the Green needs defenders but the game of fate it must play makes it so that its plans are like a garden, always in need of careful pruning. Only certain individuals are capable of living a life of adventure -- and even many who are capable may not be the heroes the Wilderlands needs.

The only way for the Green to be sure is by providing a test -- and as far as tests go, this one's a doozy, because the situation is real. There are countless conflicts all over the Wilderlands that are in need of intervention, so the Green tosses you head first into one of them with no warning or explanation. During it, you may perhaps run into others like yourself, thrown in over their heads -- or into others that came to the Wilderlands before you. Either way, your only chance of getting through it is to work together with whatever other unfortunates you find.

Welcome to the wilds, hero. Good luck with that whole 'deadly peril' thing.


MICKEY, YOU HAD ONE JOB!

A powerful Sorcerer left his apprentice in charge of his lair, but the apprentice has made a mess of things. He enchanted a broom and animated it to do some of his chores, like filling a basin with buckets of water. After the broom went out of control and overfilled the basin, he was forced to destroy it, but the shards only turned into more anthropomorphic brooms.

Now, hundreds of brooms are pouring water into the Sorcerer's lair, the Sorcerer's apprentice has run away (and magically locked the door, because he's a coward) and you're stuck in the middle of it all as the brooms keep pouring more and more water down the stairs into the Sorcerers' stronghold.

This room is filled with the requisite wizarding accouterments (like a stuffed alligator hanging from the ceiling) and most of it is just replaceable magical tchotchkes, but some of the books here are priceless and one of a kind. The Sorcerer is a force for good and his careless apprentice has made it so important ancient books may be destroyed before he returns, ones that could help turn the tide against evil in the Wilderlands.

The Green whispers to you that the brooms must be stopped and the books must be saved. The voices tell you that the magic in them is needed to save lives.

Also, you kinda need to not drown. Because the water's up to your knees and drowning's definitely a thing that might be happening if this keeps carrying on. The door is magically locked and the windows are magically warded so that while water can be poured out through them, people can't travel in or out of them. You're trapped.

Time to start bailing water and working together. Things are starting to look a little damp.


STUFF YOU CAN DO

A. FIGHT A HOUSEHOLD CLEANING IMPLEMENT
The brooms can probably be destroyed permanently! Maybe. Possibly.

It's worth a shot, right? Aside from the destructive magic you might find yourself now possessing (or superpowers or magic weapons...) The Sorcerer seems to have been doing some experimentation with gunpowder, among other things. The lair has firewood, flint and other firemaking supplies. Also axes and other tools.

The brooms can potentially reproduce from the shards if destroyed but if burned to ash or if the pieces are fine enough it may be possible to stop them once and for all. But if you fail, well, you may find your problem multiplying.
B. MESS WITH MAGIC
The Sorcerer has a lot of interesting-looking books on magic. Maybe you can find something useful within one of them that can stop the brooms and help make some of the water disappear?

Or you may just accidentally curse yourself. Good luck with that.

(OOC: All magic within the books can potentially help somewhat but only a little. Otherwise, characters can god any kind of curse effects they like for their character that occur from reading the books or trying to cast magic: legs turning to jelly, their voices turning squeaky, characters shrinking, characters growing in height, etc. etc. Feel free to get creative!)
C. BAIL A BUDDY OUT
Sometimes the best thing to do is push up your sleeves, grab a bucket, and get to work. While you can't climb out the warded windows, the water can be poured out of them and there are plenty of buckets to use to bail water. Grab a new friend and try to form a bucket brigade for a very work-intensive and awkward first introduction.
D. THE FLOOR IS LAVA
Well, not necessarily lava, but as the room starts filling with water, the floating furniture might be the only thing keeping you and the people around you alive. Help the people around you perch on furniture and stay afloat. Save the important books if you can, too, but you may want to make not drowning and preventing others from drowning a priority until the crisis is over.
G. FREESTYLE
The situation is pretty silly, with wild magic, gunpowder, anthropomorphic brooms, and flooding going on. Feel free to make something up! It's a big lair with a lot going on.

OOC INFO

This TDM is open to everyone. However, top-levels should be made for potential new characters only. Characters currently in the game should only tag top-levels.

Potential players may use test drive threads as their log samples. However, at least one post in their thread must fit the requirements for apps, both in length (200 words) and in quality. If you do plan on using a thread as a sample, please make sure the writing throughout your threads is a good example of your writing skills and has some solid examples of the character's voice.

Current players can count TDMs towards AC. They can only count towards comment-based AC proofs.

Potential players can opt to keep these threads as game canon when they app in, or start over fresh, based on preference. The magic bringing them to the game universe can fog their memories, if players don't want their character to remember TDM threads when introing into the game.

Apps open: 4/1/18

The game has limited slots. Please keep this in mind! We've had a lot of replurks in the announcement plurk, but the game is meant to be a very small game, with only 25 slots total, and many of these were already filled in the game's beta test round. There may be only around 10 or so open slots when apps open to everyone. The game will have a wait queue if the game hits cap during the app round but please be prepared for potential disappointment if we happen to hit cap you wind up not getting a player slot immediately. It's not personal; we'd love to accommodate everyone but the nature of the kind of campaign we're trying to run wouldn't work with a larger game.
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The Biologist | The Southern Reach

[personal profile] theghostbird 2018-04-01 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[B]

Her thought process goes: this chamber is a very small ecosystem and it's being overrun by an invasive species. To deal with that, all you need to do is introduce a predator. Not something large enough that it'll itself be a hazard when the brooms are gone. No, something...smaller. Something that likes the sudden wet.

Luckily there's a whole shelf bookcase labeled SUMMONING on the side. She's already lept onto a table to get at the highest books on it (the lowest being, well, a wash).

Whoever you are, a tall woman in a quasi-military jumpsuit is now tossing books down at you.

"Find anything on...summoning very small animals, he probably calls them 'wee animalle spirittes' or something...Or on blights, specifically for crops and timber."

She feels a pang of remorse at doing this to someone's research materials. But if they don't do this, both them and the books will drown.
dirtyredneck: (Neutral Disgusted or Confused (2))

[personal profile] dirtyredneck 2018-04-03 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Daryl flinches at the first book to hit his shoulder, then brings his arm up to block the next as it comes down while both end up landing in the water. He dodges the third to scoop up the first two.

"The fuck that's gonna do? All yer doin' right now is ruinin' what we've been told to save," he called back, tone pissed off as yet a fourth book came his way. This time he caught it. Awkwardly and with a lot of cursing as he barely kept hold of the others, but definitely caught.

"Stop tossin' 'em and look yerself!"
Edited 2018-04-03 20:22 (UTC)
theghostbird: (aether)

[personal profile] theghostbird 2018-04-04 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm going through them too. It's faster if we split them up."

Which was something she should have told him in the first place, but a career spent mostly in solitary work and then the absolute lack of any human contact in Area X after the first few days had left her communication skills lacking.

An armful of books in her arms too, she drops from the table to stand beside him. She spreads her books on the table and is rapidly fingering through indexes with the practiced speed of someone who's spent a long time in libraries. Her lips move silently, mouthing the words she's looking for.
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[personal profile] dirtyredneck 2018-04-04 12:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Could have said that first instead of just tossing, he muttered to himself before slogging through the water to get the books on the table. Knee deep meant it wasn't quite to the top yet, but it didn't have long to go.

"Still ain't said how gettin' a bunch of dumb animals in here is gonna help. All's it's gonna do it clog up the system with more bodies. 'Less yer tryin' ta drown a bunch of stuff for a quick meal or something. That could work."

Be a pretty gruesome death, sure, and the bodies would be waterlogged after, but it'd be food.
theghostbird: (antipode)

[personal profile] theghostbird 2018-04-04 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"We're introducing a predator. Haven't you ever had termites before?" She says, with educated condescension.

She flips through another book, chasing anything even remotely related to things that could get you killed by a torch wielding mob. She's also concerned about the rising water levels. Damn this sorcerer for being such a nice guy! Her eyes narrow as she begins to suspect she's found something.
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[personal profile] dirtyredneck 2018-04-05 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
Daryl stared for a second, then slapped the book he was reading shut to make sure to draw her attention with the noise. The glare he leveled at her was very, very unkind.

"Termites? Fucking termites? You have any idea how long it takes those fuckers to eat away at wood, even assumin' the brooms are made of the kinda wood they like to eat? You want something to destroy that shit, you wanna destroy 'em fast, you best get lookin' for somethin' that causes a fire storm or holds 'em in place so we can get 'em lit up good."
theghostbird: (ambiguous)

[personal profile] theghostbird 2018-04-05 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
A fair point. She'd been hoping there was a spell to speed up growth to go with it. However:

"We're waist deep in water and they're all carrying water buckets."

Speaking of, the water had gotten to one of the lower shelves of the bookcase, causing most of the books to tip over in the sloshing, sinking slowly down at their feet. One bobbed up though, perhaps hidden behind the others. Was it enchanted or merely bound in cork? It said simply: DESTRUCTIVE MAGIC

[OOC: Up to you what's in it, the wood-rot spell she's looking for, the fireball he wants, or something else!]
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[personal profile] dirtyredneck 2018-04-05 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
Daryl fished the book out and set it on the table, then went to grab the others that hadn't bobbed up yet. Not so soft curses of 'shit' and 'fuckin' hell' left his lips as he piled them all on together. Maybe there was a drying spell somewhere.

He glanced at the first book and opened it randomly. He wasn't sure what it was or could do, but hell, it sounded fun and was better than goddamn termites.

Daryl spun the book around and pushed it to her, pointing at the surface, "You wanna toss a spell around? Try that one. I'm gonna get these as high as I can."

The spell, pages dry from it's enchantment, read Ice Bolt. Maybe freezing them would work?
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[personal profile] theghostbird 2018-04-05 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
The Biologist dove to try to catch the rest of the shelf too. These were definitely wet, but the one that had bobbed upmwhich Daryl had...Yes, still dry, dusty even.

She looked back at Daryl, giving him the stink eye, but having to admit to herself that this did sound quite useful. It didn't seem too complicated. She aimed, held out her hand and began to recite the incantation: "Where lies the strangling fruit that came from the hand of the sinner I shall bring forth the seeds of the dead...Shit!" A bright cloud began to spill from her mouth, little motes dancing. She clamped her hand over her mouth to stop more.

Those words were definitely not what was written in the spellbook. Somehow she couldn't recite any words of power besides what The Crawler had given her.

"You do it. Please." She said, muffled behind her hand, thrusting the book at him and afraid of giving him The Brightness. "I'll move the other books higher."
dirtyredneck: (Neutral Disgusted (1) Stare)

[personal profile] dirtyredneck 2018-04-05 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
"The hell was that?" Daryl asked, going completely still and looking the woman over a little more closely. Bring forth the seeds of the dead? Was she trying to get some walkers in here? That was not what they needed and not what was in the book.

He cautiously reached out without moving closer and pulled the book back toward him, keeping his distance while he read over it. Or tried to. Most of it he couldn't really understand. It was like he knew the language, in theory, but it wasn't something he'd practiced much of. Like Spanish or something he'd picked up some of here and there through osmosis. But not enough to really do anything with.

It sure didn't mention anything dead though. He was positive of that.

He shook his head, book still cradled in his arms, "Can't read it. Words don't make a lick of sense past 'ice' and 'freeze'. What was that you were goin' on about?"
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[personal profile] theghostbird 2018-04-05 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
Not that dissimilar, though not intentional on her part. Like his Wildfire Virus, once she was exposed to Area X, she became a carrier for life and it manifested in strange and unpredictable ways.

"...Sorry. I'll explain that later. For right now, I don't think I can...cast any spells." She said, stacking books to temporary safety. "But maybe I can help you cast them."

The current shelf done, she squinted at the book. Words which had been formerly so clear now seemed to blur and shift, like they didn't want to be read. It took intense focus for her to read them now that she was just trying to look at them, not cast them. The Sorcerer's security system, perhaps?

"I think it's Latin...Hoc...est..."
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[personal profile] areyoureal 2018-04-04 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
David's powers might not be working exactly as intended, but he manages to halt the rain of books before they clobber him in the head, at least. He leaves them floating there, halfway between the two of them, and plucks one from the air.

"What about something like a teleportation spell?" He asks, a little distractedly, as he flips through the book. "Maybe we could teleport ourselves out, well, and the books too if you want."

He could probably do it himself under better circumstances, but he doesn't really want to risk it. A magic equivalent probably exists though.
Edited (sorry! of course I see a typo way later.) 2018-04-04 20:28 (UTC)
theghostbird: (antipode)

[personal profile] theghostbird 2018-04-04 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
The Biologist goggles for a second at that. She's never seen that before. But it's only a second as the urgency of their task comes back to her. She hops down, catlike, with an arm full of her own books and spreads them on the table.

"If you see it, go ahead. I give you permission to move me as well. But to me, this looks like the ideal environment for a wood-eating microorganism...Or termites."

Hope you're not squeamish, or you're gonna have a hard time adventuring with her.
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[personal profile] areyoureal 2018-04-04 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Luckily, he's okay with termites. For the most part. Still, he snaps the book in his hands closed, looking somewhat incredulous.

"Wait, hold on." He starts, directing the hovering books into a neat stack on the table with one hand. "Am I... Doing the spell? I know I have the, uh, Telekinesis or whatever. And some other things. But it's not like-- I mean, I haven't even been formally trained in that."

He wants to roll his eyes at himself. Formally trained? It's not like fencing or plumbing, or something. Do you even really get trained in being psychic?

"And well, it's not working right. Like there's something fogging up my mind-- I don't know. The point is, it's not like wizard powers. Y'know, wands and spell books so I... I don't know if it would work."
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[personal profile] theghostbird 2018-04-05 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
No formal training...She would definitely have to observe him when they got out of this. But the next thing he said makes her stop cold. Something fogging his mind. And she'd just come from Area X...Unaware of the magical restrictions placed on his powers, she assumes the worst.

"...Shit. Are you feeling alright otherwise?"
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[personal profile] areyoureal 2018-04-05 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
His eyes move to the rising water, then to the brooms. Is she serious? yeah, she looks serious.

"You mean physically? Well, I'm a little hungry and I could use a nap. And I'm kind of worried about dying in here." He answers casually as he flops another book open. "Seriously though, I think I'm fine. The fog is weird, but I'm new to... All this." He starts to gesture around, then realizes that doesn't make any sense because there's no way to gesture to his powers and lifestyle.

"I... I didn't know I had powers until really recently, so maybe this is just something that happens. I don't know."
theghostbird: (askew)

[personal profile] theghostbird 2018-04-05 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
She looks visibly relieved. Didn't give him the weird eldritch ecosystem virus! Yay. Still gonna die if they don't find a way out of this though.

"You'll have to tell me about that when we get out of this." Hahah. That's just normal conversation, and not at all intense curiosity about your genetics. She takes the first book from the pile and hits the index with practice born of long hours in libraries, looking up obscure species. "I haven't been formally trained in...Magic...either, but evidently it's a coherent science here. Which means people have cataloged it, and somewhere in the cataloging is our answer." Or at least she hopes. One thing her education has taught her if that if an answer is eluding you, you probably weren't reading enough.